If there is one thing I will never give up, and I mean never, it's coffee!  Particularly the one you have first thing in the morning, just to get you ready for the rest of the, well, next 20 minutes or so LOL.

 

Anyways, disaster has struck.... the coffee machine has no fecking milk!  Well, I call it milk, but it's the powdery stuff which makes Coffemate taste like something sent directly from Heaven!

 

But it helps to facilitate my need, coffee and is a means to an end!  And I HATE my coffee without milk/milk-substitute!

 

And yes, I am still waiting to go back to the gym, so my aggression is getting more and more pent up, hence why I seem to be moaning more than usual!  My hand has finally recovered, however, I am leaving my current place of employment for pastures new so need to go on the hunt for a gym closer to my new place of work (starting the beginning of Jan).

 

As James May would say...... oh cock!  (About the coffee that is)

The only thing I can do is laugh!  If I didn't I really would have to start questioning my own sanity!

 

Not only have they (Labour) done something totally rediculous in raising the fuel duty by 2p to offset the VAT decrease in it, it now transpires that only a few days ago they were going to raise VAT!

 

Let me start about how rediculous it is to raise the fuel duty by 2p!  Fuel is one of the main problems and they want to keep it at the same price?!?!?

 

It just goes to show that this lot have absolutely no idea whatsoever!  I wish, really wish, Spitting Image still existed, now I would imagine they could create over 10 years worth of material just for the last couple of months of Labour government ALONE!

 

Thats not to mention all the times they have managed to "misplace" peeps' private information, and this lot want us to trust them with the ID card system?  PAH!

 

Two words sum up the Labour party:

 

USELESS

 

UNELECTABLE

 

My valium please nurse..... nurse..... nurse?  Where has the nurse gone?  Oh yes, Labour is in charge!  Sh*t, I am stuffed, just like the rest of the country!

 

Maybe I will just go to the dentist instead.... oh hang on, their are hardly any NHS ones left.... hmmmm.... Labour at it's greatest again.  And they tried to say the Conservatives where bad for the NHS.

I do not believe it, I never thought I would say it, but really we must get The Stig sacked! 

 

My dream car, the beautiful, the one and only Bugatti Veyron (THE most powerful road-going production car, the pinicle of engineering) only came fifth (yes 5th) on the Top Gear track!  I refuse to believe it!

 

Not only do we have incompetant fools running the country, we now have an incompetant driver in Top Gear!

 

(Of course I am only joking about The Stig, he is cool, I am just annoyed at the Veyron).

 

As someone said, though, the car is just too well built!  It just does not slide around corners, if you watch it the thing never comes close to being pushed!  Amazing car it still is, and I am sure he was told to take it easy.......

 

At least that's how it looked.......

 

And it's the only thing keeping me going.......

 

I need to lie down......

 

Nurse, my valium!  Ooh, yes, and that uniform will do nicely!

Well, anyone who knows me will know that I am a great admirer of Maggie Thatcher and what she truely did for this country, NOT what Guardian (must remember not to swear as much on my blog) reading, tree-hugging, left-wing, no-nowt militants will have you believe she did.  She dragged this country from being on the verge of bankruptcy and being seen as a joke with no outside investment into a country which was viable.  And she still gets the blame for all the sh*t Labour got us into in the 70's.

 

You see, these things seem to be going in cycles, Labour destroy the country (like in the 70's) and the Conservatives get in, mopp the mess up (like in the 80's) and end up getting all the fecking blame for all the bu**s*it Labour put us through.

 

And this brings me nicely onto now..... it's all happening again!  I have just read the pre-budget report on the news bbc website and lets just say it has left me with this sinking feeling.  They are going to bankrupt this country again!

 

Gordon "prudent my ar*e" Brown has presided over (beit as Chancellor or PM) the sell-off of our gold-reserves, the destruction of our pensions, the destruction (well, rather slow death) of an economy he (in his own words) inherited from the Conservatives in an excellent state, over a Net increase of 60 (stealth) taxes.  Oh yes, not to mention how Labour squandered the £60Billion+ warchest left them by the Conservatives in only a couple of years!

 

We have had record borrowing, which will only get worse, even though the only actual decrease (please correct me if I am wrong) is 2.5% on VAT (from 17.5% to 15%).  He is increasing petrol (WTF!?!?!?!) duty, alcohol and cigarette duty, NI by 0.5% and introducing 45% income tax rates for higher earners.  Interestingly enough, the NI and income tax increases will not appear until 2011.... after the next general election..... hmmmm, they will not be in power so they will blame the Conservatives.

 

Not really a carrot and stick, more a baby carrot and cattle prod!  Idiots!

 

As if the motorist is not used as a tax cash cow already!

 

The countries borrowing will be £78Billion this year rising to £118Billion approx next year WTF?!?!?

 

Seriously, we should learn our lesson about Labou-t and never elect them in again.  It wasn't Gordon "fecking" Brown or Tony Blair-t who gave us years of stable economy, it was the Conservatives (John Major and Maggie Thatcher before him) who created the foundations, which have slowly been dismantled by another Labour government whom, quite frankly, haven't got a clue what they are doing!

 

The quicker this lot get out of office, the better!  If not.........

 

The last person to leave Britain, please turn out the lights.

You know, in my prettiest actresses/stars listing I never thought anyone would knock Miss Lucas off the top, but having seen Alesha Dixon on Soccer AM on Saturday morning I have to say it has finally been done!

 

She is extremely beautiful and has an amazing sense of humour as well!

 

I apologise to everyone for not posting for what seems an absolute age, but I am planning on doing more than I have been.

 

Later peeps.