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23 febbraio

Classic Spam Emails

I put this under entertainment quite simply because some of the emails I get really are entertaining.....
 
I did put this on twitter, but really it cuts you short Open-mouthed, out of 38 emails I found not one that was of use.  However.... I do not need viagra, a penis enlargement, a sex change, or change any of my following online accounts:
 
Cahoot
PayPal
HBOS
Halifax
 
Quite simply because I do not have one!  Blimey, if you are gonna spam/trick me do some fecking proper research first! Open-mouthed
21 febbraio

Twitter!

I have now gone and joined Twitter!  Cannot believe this, it's brilliant!  I have attached my updates to my Spaces page, please enjoy  some of the most ridiculous and random comments you may ever have the misfortune of reading!
 
Edit... I mean by me!
19 febbraio

The Brits 2009 - Yippee (Read On, You'll Know Why)

Yesterday was that time of year again folks, The Brits were on last night.  A few things of note for me.
 
Firstly, congratulations to the talent that is Duffy (what a voice) for winning three awards, Best British Female, British Breakthrough and the coveted Best British Album.
 
(Haha, Coldplay won feck all!)
 
Secondly, is it me or do Girls Aloud just seem to be moulding into one?  Last year two of them look alike, this year it was three, I swear they are turning into carbon copies of each other, even the blond one is getting there.  All she needs to do is dye her hair and grow it and bingo, another clone.  Its like invasion of the bloody body snatchers or something.
 
(Haha, Coldplay won feck all!)
 
Thirdly, the two lads from Gavin & Stacey, they are brill.
 
(Haha, Coldpla won feck all!)
 
Elbow won best British Group?  How the feck?  Who the hell are Elbow?  I haven't even heard of them!
 
And now to my favourite bit, may I just send my congratulations to Coldplay for winning exactly what they deserved.... absolutely feck all!Open-mouthed
 
Does something give you the idea that I do not like Coldplay?  Don't know what that may be......
 
Later peeps.....Open-mouthed
 
16 febbraio

Moral Of The Story... Don't Mess With A Liverpool Fan

LOL, I have to say, everynow and then a story rears it's ugly head which in a moment of blinding clarity and realisation makes you come to the conclusion that deep, deep down a very evil sense of humour lurks in all of us.  This story was my moment....... 
 
 
 
Article in full.......
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UK NEWS

FAN PLAYING AWAY FROM HOME FALLS VICTIM TO CRUEL HOAX

 

Picture removed by me to avoid anymore embarrassment for the (innocent) already humiliated football fan....

DUPED: Manchester United fan Stuar Slann

Sunday February 15,2009

By David Paul

A MARRIED Manchester United fan drove 400 miles for a saucy weekend with a girl he’d met on the internet only to discover it was an elaborate hoax set up by two burly Liverpool supporters he had upset on holiday.

Stuart Slann spent nine hours in his car travelling to Aberdeen believing he was about to enjoy his first night of romance with a girl called “Emma”, whom he had never talked to but had been sending him suggestive email messages for over a month.

But when Stuart, 39, from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, finally got to the remote farm in the north of Scotland where “Emma” had told him she lived it was locked up and deserted. He then got a text message saying she was delayed at work and that he would have to wait.

After sitting in his car growing increasingly cold and frustrated for over three hours, Stuart finally called “Emma” and was horrified to hear a man with a Liverpool accent answer and say: “Hello Stuart, do you remember us? It’s them Scouse lads who threw you in the pool. You’ve been framed.”

To complete Stuart’s misery, his wife Louise, 34, now knows about the “affair” on the Facebook website and has left him.

Last November Stuart, a lifelong United fan, fell out with the two Liverpool supporters who were staying in the same holiday hotel in Cancun, Mexico, after chatting each day about football.

During one row beside the pool during his three-week break the two Liverpudlians, who are both professional Cage Fighters, got so fed up with Stuart’s claims about how much better Manchester were than Liverpool they threw him into the water, accidentally breaking his ankle and smashing one of his ribs.

But their revenge didn’t stop once they got home to Merseyside. The pair then tricked Stuart into sending emails to “Emma”, a fictional girl they had created on the Facebook website.

The tricksters, under the guise of “Emma”, contacted Stuart and claimed to like the look of his photo on the web and share his love of United.

During the nightly email exchanges that followed, “Emma” told Stuart how she couldn’t wait to meet up and make more of their budding relationship.

To make matters even worse, as Stuart drove to Scotland he was even persuaded in a text message to use his mobile telephone to send a rude photograph of himself to “Emma”, who he mistakenly thought was excitedly waiting for him to arrive north of the border.

Now the two unnamed Liverpool fans have posted that photo – and a tape of the telephone conversation when Stuart finally discovers who “Emma” really is – on the YouTube website, where it is proving a huge hit. Even websites for supporters of Liverpool, Manchester United and Sheffield Wednesday are now advertising where to find the footage and last week it began appearing on internet pages in Holland, making him a laughing stock with football fans across Europe.

Last night, the father-of-one, a building labourer, said: “There’s no doubt I’ve been done good and proper by the lads from Liverpool.

“It was cruel, but I’ll hold my hands up and say they really wound me up.”

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In summary, yes it was very, very cruel.  However, it is still quite funny (apart from the physical injury part, that was just pure nasty).

In another way, though, it does not show some Liverpool Fans in a good light really.  Oh well...... Open-mouthed

12 febbraio

The Unthinkable..... Home And Away..... Soap Watch Is Back

Well, well, well.  For those who are keeping tabs on the latest happenings in Summer Bay, you may have noticed the impossible occurring.  Jack The Super Cop is Dead!
 
Thats right folks.  They have killed off Jack.  Not the usual way, by marriage to Leah or, the now departed, whatshername (I forgot Tongue out), no he got shot by that nutter cop whom also happened to be his friend.
 
Good news though, teeth, oh I mean Martha is recovering from the BIG C.
03 febbraio

Liverpool 2-0 Chelsea And Other News

Wow, what a match!  This is how we can play, pity we cannot play like this against the likes of Stoke, Hull and West Ham!  Pity, and bleeding annoying!  Right now, if we played like we played against Chelsea we would have been around 12 points ahead in the league.
 
Anyways, even before the Lampard sending off, we dominated this match from start to finish!  Chelsea hardly had a sniff.  Brilliant stuff, excellent and exciting football.
 
What more can be said?  Not much really.  Lampard's sending off, tbh, was a bit harsh and the incorrect decision, but it was poetic justice for how he injured Alonso a couple of years ago.Open-mouthed  Also, the non-sending off of Bosingwa was a disgrace!  I mean how was he not sent off?  The guy kicked Yossi in the back right in front of the linesman!
 
Oh well, cometh the hour, cometh the man so-to-speak.  Torres is man of the moment, again.  Arguably THE best striker in Europe, if not the World, he proved why.  His movement off the ball is brilliant, as was showed by his first goal especially.
 
Well done The Reds, now just carry it on!  If we play like that at Old Trafford we are more than capable of getting a favourable result!
 
Onto other things, it seems we have sold Robbie Keane without finding a replacement..... that scares the heck out of me!  What happens if Torres gets injured?